“Heed your father’s advice. Stay away from the big panties. You’ll see enough of those on the shower rod after you’re married. Go for the little ones boy…go for the little ones. Cuz you don’t want a girl that wears big underpants. Cuz a girl who wears big underpants…has big stuff under her pants. ”
-Al Bundy

“If you don’t feed the dog, don’t get mad when he gets into the trash”

Tragedy + Time = Comedy

In the end we’re all just chaulk lines on the concrete, drawn only to be washed away.
For the time that I’ve been given, I am what I am…

I’d rather hate you, for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I’d rather you hate me, for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can’t
– Ivan Moody, Five Finger Death Punch

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